- Alex: I wanna stick my penis in all of your vaginas right now.
- Jack: Unless you have a penis.
- Jack: You can't fit a penis inside a penis.
- Jack: Trust me.
- Jack: I've tried.
The way are generation views love and sex is so messed up.
*points to bedroom* This is where we frick frack.
*points to kitchen* This is where we snick snack.
*points to living room* This is where we kick back.
*points to bathroom* This is where we shit shat.
*points to couch* This is where we chit chat.
*points to computer* This is where we click clack.
*points to shelf* This is where weknick knack.
*points to sex dungeon* This is where we paddy-whack.
What a truly awful website this is
so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair
i don’t play guitar
maybe it was god telling you you rock
he picked youI think you struck a chord with the lord
Leave all the lights on an maybe ill find my way back home♡ #leaveallthelightson #adtr #commoncourtesy #me #blackandwhite #cute
oh man ok apparently this kid at our school saw a kitten before getting on the bus so he just. picked it up. and stuffed it in his hood and he had it in the hood the entire day and it just took naps and he fed it his milk during lunch and every time the cat meowed one of the other kids would like cough or sneeze or shuffle so the teacher couldnt hear it and he even let it walk around on the tables in one class and the teacher never saw it it was so precious life is amazing
what the fuck do you do if you get your period in space